Waitin' for my rocket to come

DAMN IT! So, long story short, I thought I was leaking amniotic fluid (I wasn't), got sent to the hospital again, and the internal they had to do to check it has now set off the baby on the kicking spree from hell. My only hope at this point is that her karate skills will actually rupture the membranes and she'll arrive. If not, then I'm just in for misery as a result of me trying to look out for her. AGH!