Bout to Pop

Ok, so now I'm just waiting. I'm soooo over this. I went to the doctor again this morning. She said the cervix is even more soft, the mucus plug coming out is a good sign, the baby dropped way low, but I'm no further dialated. In an effort to speed things along, she stripped the membranes. Again.

OW.

I think I've said enough about that, though. Needless to say, it set off some inconsistent contractions, but nothing more. Now I'm doing nothing with my time and waiting for her to pop out. I've now taught myself to knit and am trying to make the baby a blanket, but my arms get sore, so I have to take breaks. Usually I go on walks, but seeing as this blog is also a source of entertainment for some, I thought I'd provide you with what is, in my opinion, the best of YouTube baby videos. Enjoy!

Scared Kids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0lQXR6gzA&NR=1 (have to wait till the end for the funniest part)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pup-Ydpn4z8&feature=related (again, wait for it)

Kids and bad language:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pj2Nutu5v8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq05IcLBEBM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkkvoipubtQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lOozkxLp1A&feature=related

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080

Laughing at their expense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9yAkBSrMk0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pihygVBjAYU&feature=related (wait till the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG6ieU89tJM&feature=related

Baby Laughter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_mBLWpdwnI&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BvNhzl83Y

Teeheehee. Maybe one day I'll have such amusing videos about Ava.